List 10 OC's (DONT HAVE ANY OC'S SO IM GONNA LIST EXSISTING CHARACTERS ;D)
1)Roxas
2)Zexion
3)Axel
4)Xaldin
5)Demyx
6)Marluxia
7)Xigbar
8)Vexen
9)Saix
10)Luxord

1) #1 (Roxas) and #5 (Demyx) wake up the next morning next to each other and naked. How do they react and what might have happened the night before?

Roxas: A...Axel..? *opens eyes and Demyx is waving* Demyx: HI ROXAS! Roxas: WTFBBQ?!?!?! WA-DEM-AH-AXEl..-AHH! *faints*


2) #3 (Axel) establishes a restaurant but needs some help. Who could be the cook? Who the barman? And who the waiter? Should #9 (Saix) or #7 (Xigbar) be the doorman?

Axel: Are you kidding me? Im stuck with these idiots? Saix:*Growl* Axel: Whateva, just..choose what you want..rock paper scissors or something. *sulks in corner cause of the "Roxy Demmy" incodent*
Xigbar: *teleports to the bar* have fun Saix!
Saix: ...damn



3) #6 (Marluxia) and #1 (Roxas) want to badmouth #7 (Xigbar) in his/her presence. How will they do that?

Marly: Now, just go up to Xigbar and say exactly what I told you! *evil smirk* Roxas: *walks up to Xiggy* U-um y-y-you... er- are.. a...a..
Xigbar: *raises eyebrow* Im a what? *Cracks knuckles and glares (cause of Demmy Roxy incodent o.o)*
Roxas: um..nothin...heh! *runs away*
Marly: D:..


4) #2 (Zexion) is attacked in an alley. Who comes to their rescue? #5 (Demyx) , #8 (Vexen) or #3 (Axel).

Zexion: W- WHAT TEH FACK?!
Punks: Lol emo kid!
Vexen: Oh...oh my..umm...Ill get help Zexionn~! *runs away wimpy like*
Axel: Heh! *watches*
Demyx: Have no fear Zexy! Dem Dem's gonna save ya!
Zexion: (crap. Im doomed.)
Demyx: *makes fail ninja moves while Axel is threatening the punks with fire behind Dem.*
Punks: AAAAAAAAAAH!! *runawayyyy*
Demyx: YAY ZEXY I SAVED YOU *glomp*
Zexion: -_-..
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5) #5 (Demyx) is moving to a new city and therefore throws a big party. Who out of #1 (Roxas) , #4 (Xaldin) , #9 (Saix) and #10 (Luxord) would most likely NOT drink any alcohol to give the others a ride home?
Luxord: WE- we'reeee... *hic* gunna missya m-maaa *hic* MATE...*lol* H-hey Roxasssss... t-try this...drink *hic*
Roxas: ....>:3 *drinks and passes out*
Demyx: WTF did you put in that drink?! *goes to roxas* Roxy?? u okk?? D:
Luxord: RUM! *pukes*
Saix: Oh- oh my god! That is discusting number ten!
Xaldin: *SNORRE.*
Saix: The superior will not be impressed. Thats it, we are going home. (crap..I'm gonna have to drive everyone home =_= ) And number nine...your NOT going to move so get in the freaking car!




6) #5 (Demyx) is in a car crash, how does #8 (Vexen) react?

Vexen: Oh...oh my. ummm.. well... *pokes Dem* uh...
Xigbar: *ninja poofs behind Vexy* GET AWAY YOU OLD PRUNE! *picks Dem up* Dont worry babe, its gonna be ok!
Demyx: Lol...
Xigbar: *vanishes in portal with Dem*
Vexen: .......did he just call me a PRUNE?!



7) #7 (Xigbar) and #4 (Xaldin) go camping, but forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Xigbar: ....no...food?
Xaldin: Yes. We've, uh.. forgotten food. =.=;;
Xigbar: so...we have no..food?
Xaldin: Yes Xigbar, we have no food!
Xigbar: Not even..a..nut or something?
Xaldin: *sigh* no. nothing.
Xigbar: OK! your on your own Xal! *Ninja poofs away*
Xaldin: *stomache growls* ....D:



8) #10 (Luxord) has to marry either 4 (Xaldin), 3 (Axel) or 9 (Saix). Who do they choose?

Axel: *face of horror* DO. NOT. WANT!! *runs to Roxy*
Saix: N-no! Superior! Its not what it seems!
Mansex: You...broke my non-exsisting heart. *walks away dramaticly*
Saix: ...*DIES*
Luxord: XALDINNNNNNN~ *hic*
Xaldin: ...uugh.
Luxord: GLOMP DA XALDY *glomp*





9) #7 (Xigbar) has to stay at either 5 (Demyx) or 4 (Xaldin)’s house. Who do they choose?

Xigbar: *clings to Demyx* Uh, isnt it obvious?
Demyx: YAY! Xiggy's staying with me! We can play games and stuff!
Xigbar: >:3 Oh yeah~
Xaldin: *mortified*




10) #10 (Luxord) writes a passionate signed love-letter to #1 (Roxas) without mentioning #1 (Roxas)’s name. But before the love-letter reaches #1 (Roxas ) , #3 (Axel) finds it and thinks it is for him/her. What actions does #10 (Luxord) take?

Axel: LUXORD WTF HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?! *shoves letter in Luxy's face*
Luxord: *sober* eh..? Oh~ that was meant for Roxas! ^^
Axel: ............
Luxord: ....
Axel: YOU FUCKING PRICK!!! *attacks Luxord*
Luxord: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Roxas: *Randomly walks by but shows no intrest:
Xaldin: :'( I thoughts Luxord was gonna marry me.





11) #5 (Demyx) and #8 (Vexen) are buried alive together. What are their last words to each other?

Demyx: ...Where do babies come from?
Vexen: .....ARE YOU SERIOUS?!


12) God wants a second flood but only #3 (Axel)and one other person are to survive. Who would #3 (Axel) Take to preserve humanity?
Axel: ROXYY!! <3<3<3
Roxas: <3 yay


13)As #2(Zexion) enters her/his private chambers, #8 (Vexen) lays naked in his/her bed. what will happen?

Zexion: *spits coffee everywhere and covers eyes* WHAT. THE. FACK?!?!
Vexen: oh oops! I thought this was Marlys room! *walks out*
Zexion: *faints*



14) #4 (Xaldin) and #10 (Luxord) ask #9 (Saix) ,undaunted by death, whether he/she wants to join a night in a threesome. How does #9 (Saix) react?
Saix: NUMBER THREE! NUMBER TEN! YOU TWO ARE SO IMMATURE AND I WOULD RATHER DIE!!!! *mortified*



15) #1 (Roxas) is a model for a nude drawing art course. #4 (Xaldin) and #7 (Xigbar) are taking part in that course. What happens?

Roxas: O_O eh! er-uh...um..!
Xaldin: Roxas what are YOU doing here?!
Xigbar: Why are you a nude model?!
Roxas: ...Why do you guys draw nude people?!
Xig&Xal: ...
Roxas: Um..how bout we all keep this a secret?
Xig&Xal: Deal.



16) #8 (Vexen) starts a cooking show, ten minutes later, what happens?

Vexen: Welcome to Vexen's cooking show! Today we'll be cooking with *takes out green goopy stuff* this! and...*takes out weird furry stuff* and uh..this!
*10 minutes later*
Vexen: Time to taste test peoples!
*everyone takes one bite and all turn into mutated llama's*
Vexen: EH HE HE HE HE *gasp* Perrrfect!! Come ma pretties! to the lab!



17) #6 (Marluxia) has to take over #3 (Axel)'s job for one day. What happens?

Axel: So all you have to do is set this on fire! Got it memorized? *walks away*
Marluxia: THATS you JOB? O_o
Marly: *Takes a match and throws it on random item. Random item explodes and burns Marlys hair off*
Marly: ........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ^!Q#&*%&@*($%(&*@$%&(@$%&^$%$^%!())_*)_&(*_!!!! *dies*




18) #1(Roxas) and #4 (Xaldin) are making out, #7 (Xigbar) walks in. What is their reaction?

Roxas: *breaks free from Xaldin* AH XIGBAR! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!! HELP!
Xaldin: o.o... oops.
Xigbar: ..>:3 LOL Xaldy Im tellin' Axel! Dont worry, Roxy, I wont blame this on you.
Roxas:
*******The next Day************
Mansex: We are gathered her today...for Xaldins funeral. *snort* ahem...lol..um..*pfftt*
Axel: Thats what happens when someone comes onto my Roxy >:\




19)#4 (Xaldin) would like to be #9 (Saix)'s apprentice. Would #9 (Saix) accept #4(Xaldin) wish? Why not?

Saix: No. and I thought you were dead.
Xaldin: Why not?!
Saix: Because number three,YOU ASKED ME TO BE IN A THREE-SOME WITH YOU AND LUXORD THE OTHER DAY!
Xaldin: hehe..
Saix: *runs away* Superiorrrr~



20)#2 (Zexion) kidnaps #10 (Luxord), and demands something from #5 (Demyx) for their release. What is it?

Zexion: DEMYX! If you dont fall in love with me...I will keep Luxord in a closet forever!
Luxord: Thats n-not very *hic* nice maaate.
Demyx: Aww Zexy! I love you!
Zexion: R-really?
Demyx: Yeah! like a baby loves his dirty diaper!
Zexion: *FAILLL*
Xigbar eavsdropping: *muffled laughter*
Demyx: *skips off to Xiggy*
Zexion: *looks at Luxord* just....just go.



21)#3 (Axel) and #8 (Vexen) are in mortal danger and only one can survive!

Axel: ...hey look over there! *points in random direction*
Vexen: WHERE?! *looks*
Axel: *sets Vexen on fire* lol! seeya ;D *escapes*



22)
What excuse do all the characters have to escape from this meme?

Me: They all told me that they had to go to the bathroom! You gotta go when you gotta go! ....


lol...The End ;D